apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Eating banana

A humorous slang word for fellatio. Because the banana’s shape looks like a penis

For example ‘he is eating banana right now’ = ‘he is performing oral intercourse right now’

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

a banana spilt and a pogo stick

in season one the last episode off the season is all ends well with a wishing well the gang is at a wishing well and tigger wants a birthday and so he has to make up for all the birthdays he missed and one of his wishes was a banana spilt and a pogo stick some other wishes where the moon and a root bear and a pb&j i think a submarine and a sea of green so pooh go to get the moon for tigger but then he falls into the well and enters a wish world then tigger piglet and rabbit trie to save him but they find a giant cake for tigger tigger is older than most people reading this and 65+ at least!then they escape by using the last wish and then tigger get a banana spilt!

guy 1:look a tigger with a pig a bear and a rabbit eating a banana spilt while boncing on pogo stick!guy 2:WHAT THE FUCK guy three i want a banana spilt and a pogo stick too!

by BGUG555APPLEGANG123 January 22, 2025

Arizona banana split

The art of a wrestler spladling your partner while you slap your chocolate malted dih on her puh, slapping continuously until area is irrated and she starts screaming, an official referee is hired announcing the winner of who can get the deepest oil check with 3 tries each. Then taking ice cream scooping on the irrated are and cooling the irratated area after which is healed you will eat it.

I gave my girl an Arizona banana split

by FunTimeaForever January 24, 2026

cookoo-banana-sauce

To be or pertain to absolutely ridiculous notions, perhaps somewhat unnerving. An expression of utter shock; typically accompanied by a fay or restrained sillybilly composure.

Did you hear that the US cruecny is going to be based in ice cream sundays?
Dude, that's cookoo-banana-sauce.

by Buttfaced bob February 20, 2026

Punish banana

Fap fap fap

Hjalte punished his banana, punish banana

by Jacob_barnet March 2, 2025

Viviana Banana

Viviana Banana is a name for beautiful girl with a giant heart. She will probably rock your world in and out with her amazing charisma and her sense of humour. She won't be pushed around and is brave and wild in terms of actions. If you are lucky to have one don't let it go she is an amazing girl with a sense of right and wrong. Please believe me!

Person 1: Wow I just met a girl who made my heart rock out, bro!
Person 2: Really!?!?! What's her name?
Person 1: Dunno something about bananas?
Person 2 : A Viviana Banana!!!! Don't let her go.

by 15dolphins March 16, 2025