monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

Jam-Banana

Synonymous with goofy goober.

You kids sure are couple of jam-bananas!

by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2021

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

banana

blue banana

blue banana

by the blue banana June 29, 2017

Snanna banana

When you take a frozen banana and put up someone’s asshole

Hey honey , ready for a snanna banana tonight ?

by It’s yo boy shrek May 10, 2018

Banana

A long yellow fruit filled with potassium.
Oh, did you expect a stupid sassy, most likely sexual definition?

Huh.
Well, It's to late now, meh, i'll just make the example funny.

-I don't know how to be funny.
-Banana

by sqwerb February 7, 2023

Banana Smasher

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.

Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers

by jv3 February 13, 2015