Someone who tries way to hard at all times of their life especially at sports, in which their an above average athlete at best. And they can not take a joke. They usually spend absurd amounts of time with Sprute Sacs doing who knows what.
by Buck Bob March 21, 2010
Get the Chooch Bagmug. Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. 
by Ejp2000 November 11, 2014
Get the Fun bagsmug. Scurv bag: An insecure person, usually female, who enjoys trying to creep on a girl's man right in front of her
by Shannon O'Brien, Bitches August 11, 2018
Get the scurv bagmug. Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
by squatchwatch November 29, 2011
Get the glory bagmug. when you have and overly saggy nutsack and you can hold it in yer hands like a waist belt and slap people in the face with yer nutz. kinda like teabagging but you run up and blast them in the face with yer ball bag
guy 1: we should do some serious bag blastin at this party tonight...
Guy 2: fuck yea, some chicks are gonna get bag blasted for sure!
Guy 2: fuck yea, some chicks are gonna get bag blasted for sure!
by mrcreeper April 17, 2009
Get the bag blastinmug.