alex vermeulen

You don’t know alex vermeulen?
They’re the king of rap! I also love their monster high doll.
Their bussy stinks a bit tho.
Fank yew, next

Alex vermeulen is so thic, I hear it clap from here!

by Patriciastaroutsold August 28, 2021

Alex

this guy is cool lechaaayyyy

Yo Alex how are you this kuxica?

by whosawix November 23, 2021

Alex Juice

A bottle of water containing water mixed with vodka (usually past the cap).

“Gotta have me some Alex Juice

by AlexJuiceMan October 29, 2022

Alex

A name commonly used to describe someone who’s excessively overweight and unapologetically indulges in unhealthy habits. Often the butt of jokes about food and lack of fitness, an "Alex" is stereotyped as someone who treats every meal like it’s their last.

"I thought the buffet had enough for everyone, but then Alex showed up."

by Anonymousskinnyman January 8, 2025

Alex

You know what he can do?

Hym "Alex needs to take his hypergamy and shove it up his ass and the go buy his wife a passport because a better man has appeared."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

alex

alex is the best boi ever . he's so sweet and caring. he's also very beautiful and hot. he's the best husband ever even tho he always leaves you on read or liked. he also has a weird obsession with miles kane.

bibi:yeah Alex's not cool
me:WHAT?bro

by Alex's wife biatch May 2, 2022

Alex

Alex. Alex, hey.

Hym "Alex. Hey... Your contribution to society is adding another hole to fill. So, 'thanks' I guess. Now, I know what you're thinking and my response is 'You tell me, shithead.' Seriously. I'm doing all the things I said I would do and that should probably concern you. But it won't. And that's fine. So, I'll leave you with this: Where are you on the hierarchy relative to the creator of AI?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025