Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).
Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
Get the slope widow mug.Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).
Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
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When a bigger gal of colour (eg. Lizzo) is on her period and smothers a man do death by sitting on his face.
"Chad didn't die in vain, he went out like a hero by black widow while eating Lizzo out on her period. Unfortunately, he didn't quite make it out."
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Get the Cunt wind mug.The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
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Get the Arkansas wind sock mug.In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
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