Top Fed

Top Fed is someone who does what he wants, takes what he wants, order what he wants. He is the top.

“Top fed tells you to drink that beer.” - Top Fed.

by IHeartTrilly May 9, 2024

Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story

Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat

by zWolffy June 9, 2020

granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020

knappy top

A knappy top is:
1. When a guy uses a twister on his head hair to make it into little spirals
2. A Hairy and Knotted up vagina

1. You see his Knappy Top! Must of used a Tornado Sponge
2. When I went down on her last night, she pulled down her panties and all I saw was her Knappy Top

by itskenkevin April 13, 2017

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

top pecker

Someone who does a lot of drugs

Peadair is top pecker

by I’m from Carrigaline guess who August 13, 2023

Tornado Top

A variant of the act of fellatio in which the person giving top creates such a strong suction that a tornado forms inside the mouth and gives the Gluck Gluck treatment.

Yo bro, last night gave me that tornado top so good that my pubes got pulled off.

by Popeyes47495736 January 30, 2021