Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Cherry Cream Pie

When you cum in a female a lot and then put a cherry in her vagina, then yell “CHERRY BOMB!”

I gave Julie a Cherry Cream Pie last night.

by Jsuwwhwh March 22, 2021

cherry pie

when you fuck a girl on her period and you bust in her.
typically followed by a mixture of nut and blood dripping out of her vagina

“Damn I cherry pied my baby momma so hard last night! It was nasty as fuck though when she hopped off my dick and dripped blood all over me!”

by caydaddy October 26, 2019

zitty pie

A zitty pie is a pie that is made of zit-mayonaise. It's really great, really.

Yesterday my mom made a zitty pie out of my zits.

by DonutCallMe May 15, 2018

dog pie

Dog pie is an American dish used around the holidays. It involves baking a dog and putting it into a baked good, aka, pies.

last thanksgiving was so boring bro

ikr we didn't even get dog pie

by FeetDestroyer March 08, 2022

pig pie

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.

I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie

by Chief quief March 11, 2021