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your mom and a handbag

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."
joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag
by copoc October 16, 2006
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Mom and Dad Maybe

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
by Dtone157 January 7, 2017
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Your Mom Ali-A

Friend: Your Mum Gae Lmao What A Normie

You: Your Mom Ali-A

You: (Plays Ali A’s Intros)
by I Am Derpy Duck June 6, 2018
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Religious Exaggeration Mom

A mom that reads stereotypical bible verses, and doesn't even know that they are stereotypical, that is a religious freak, doesn't let you play with good vs evil toys (like superhero toys and star wars toys), just because she doesn't want "negative energy" in the house, says whatever she doesn't like is of the devil, won't even let you say devil, and won't let you listen to songs that sound like "darkness" to her.
It is very hard to live with a Religious Exaggeration Mom
by starwarsfan123 May 4, 2018
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chinese tiger mom

Somebody (pariticularly relationship between parent and child) pressuring and pushing them into academic and social greatness. Or—pushing a kid into the deep end of the pool to figure it out instead of giving them a swimming lesson

“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin instead of soccer practice.”
“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin and won’t let him play video games.”
by Cheryl69420 February 10, 2020
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Your mom wet

Your mom wet is a phrase used as an insult against someone, by referring to the wetness of their mom's pussy.

The phrase is a creative way to say "I fucked your mom".
Guy 1: your mom wet bitch I fucked her last night

Guy 2: aw shit I'm done now
by Kivikallo August 30, 2021
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Tiger Prawn Mom

–noun
1. Mothers who, instead of of traumatizing her kids through musical instrument lessons, inflicts similar damage on their kids through excessive use of holistic health practices, hearsay through church bible groups or zen retreats, inconsistent disciplinary practices, strange rapport-building practices, insistence on serving home-grown fruits, and a ton of karaoke.
2. A failed prototype of Tiger Mom.
Lisa doesn't play any instruments, she had a tiger prawn mom and so all she can do is sing karaoke. She didn't even get into Brown.
by liddybird January 27, 2011
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