michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.

Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!

by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019

Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.

You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!

by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022

Micky Michael

A person who sleeps with multiple random women at once and thinks they are awesome

That guy is a Micky Michael he has got to have the attention of many women to feel good about himself

by anonymous May 31, 2023

Michael Pena

The realest nigga in the room always down for anything and you know he got that fire

Did you see Michael Pena he's a gangsta !!

by Black picasso July 30, 2020

John Michael

Enjoyment and constant partying.

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week

by anonymous April 17, 2024

Michael

The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.

The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*

by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025