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Joe the Milk Man 

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
Joe the Milk Man by memes124 April 7, 2021
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joe'd up the price 

It is when someone offers more money than you are asking for. It is the opposite of trying to bargain down the price. Reverse haggling.
I asked for 100 dollars for the lamp I made, but my cousin Joe'd up the price up to 150$

joe mama 

If you are told this you are to call 911 instantly
Guy a: joe mama
Guy 2: *Calls police*

Police: Arrests guy 1
joe mama by pasjdoaidj02 May 4, 2021

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Joe Muschitiello is a HERB.

Joe mama 

a joke made by me copywrited in 2088