Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Bum Slips

What you get when you cross an African and English

1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)

by Meich May 9, 2011

Benjj-bummed

Benjj-bummed is when you fuck Benji in the ass while Amelia homet sings hapoy birthday and Owen Bolitho plays with his foreskin while eating smegma ice cream

I just fucked Benji-bummed aggressively with a pole then cut his tip off and swallowed it. Benjj-bummed is when you fuck Benji in the ass while Amelia homet sings hapoy birthday and Owen Bolitho plays with his foreskin while eating smegma ice cream

by Amelia macabe April 25, 2025

BUM

My best friend just because

My best friend isa bum because i said so

by ENTROPY PRINCESS OF CHAHOS June 9, 2019

BUM

noun: a person, violator, a Karen, someone who thinks they don't have to follow rules.

A.K.A.

Someone who parks their car in your parking spot. Making them a bum and lazy. Especially a paid parking spot. Where someone other than you has paid for it! It's like parking in a handicap spot.
Girl:
Hey Bum don't park in my spot!

BUM:
🖕🏻 Bi*ch, c*nt I can do what I want when I want. Why because I have good vibes!

BUM, A TITLE, DIRECT ENTITLEMENT, LAME,

by Sum-wear-over-da?103 April 11, 2023

House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.

"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."

by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024

Poopy bum

When a person falls down the stairs, but doesn't die.

Jack had a poopy bum

by Idiot Muther lucker June 22, 2022