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Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…
by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025
mugGet the Bum-fuck Nowheremug.

Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum
Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe
mugGet the Bum ringmug.

Bum-noting

When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!

Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."

"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025
mugGet the Bum-notingmug.

bum blitz

guy 1-I had a bum blitz last night
guy 2- I don't need to know that
by memewentz June 23, 2016
mugGet the bum blitzmug.

bum rusher

An asshole or someone too eager for anal

"can i copy ur homework?"

"No"

"you fuckin bum rusher"
"can i copy your homework"

"no fuck ye homework"

"you fuckin bum rusher"
by CalpolMeister November 18, 2014
mugGet the bum rushermug.

bum

Someone who has little to no ambition. Mooches off of someone with no intent to give back or reciprocate what has been given to them.
My ex was a bum, they didn't want to get off the couch and provide for our child.
by honeywinedime December 12, 2024
mugGet the bummug.

drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.
Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
mugGet the drum bummug.

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