Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 7, 2023

Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).

Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.

by AnelBead June 2, 2024

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

Boner Eclipse

when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.

Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse

by Big Dick Mitchell September 22, 2019

banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."

"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"

by WasabiWizard April 6, 2022

Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024