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Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.
"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"
by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014
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Anal Invader

Straight guys that get excited by, and frequently talk about any chance of Anal Play. Chances are, regardless if they like or dislike Anal Sexual Experiences, they are likely an asshole. They simply like the attention garnered by talking about holes.
My friend Andy, that lives outside Atlanta, Georgia loves talking about anal. Chances are, he’s never seen a rear end. He’s basically just a wanna be anal invader.
by Man Trip Enterprises November 28, 2021
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Anal

by anonymous May 17, 2022
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Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.
I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!
by blocknine July 12, 2023
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Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well
Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy
by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021
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Anal-Sanchez

A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.
That man is an Anal-Sanchez

Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease
by Bendoverplz December 29, 2021
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anal perish

when a black man destroys a young white womans hole so bad that it perishes.
damn that dude navarone just made her ass explode, anal perish
by alalalaokokokok May 14, 2011
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