Aussie Anal is The notion of fuckin a hot blonde aussie chick while screamin really racist nazi qotes in a really aussie accent
by aussie man name jaun hernandez August 26, 2019
Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
by nipplebladez February 29, 2016
Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".
by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022
While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.
by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV November 27, 2015
by DragoThomYT August 02, 2022
when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017