guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

cheese dog

an incredibly smooth and suave man.

That Ian Eversman, he is one big cheese dog!

by pandac September 3, 2016

congo dog

A variation of doggy style which involve the male howling and barking like a wild jungle dog while pulling the female's hair and shoving a banana in her mouth.

My girlfriend requested a glass of milk to wash down the bananas after our forty-five minute congo dog session.

by Jellyfrijole August 23, 2016

dog sausage

When Breakfastmash takes something funny into the realm of assholiness stupidity.

Go die in a hole, dog sausage.

by L1V1NGD3TH August 10, 2016

dog period

A Dog Period is when a dog gets its period like humans girls do!

Girl: Mom I think Cail s on her dog period!
mom: OMG CALL A DOCTOR!
Girl: No! its natrull! All us girls have it

by fjfjfjxjnvjnjvsbv hvjdkjgf000c February 4, 2018

Batch the dog

A very mean cruel dog that hurts people, animals and anything living

Stupid dog bit me again! must be batch the dog

by dshsjn July 19, 2012

Dog Derulo

You become a type of 'Dog Derulo' depending on how you are feeling, what sort of state of mind you are in.

It originated in Aberystwyth November 2011 and all started with 'Fume Dog Derulo'

Only some words will work.

If you use the wrong word, or become a dog derulo in the wrong situation, you could end up a)looking like a right tit b)ruin the whole 'dog derulo' get-up.

An example of the words you can use,
Steaming - becomes 'Steam Dog derulo'
Fuming - 'Fume Dog Derulo'
Jealous - 'Jel Dog Derulo
Get turned down by a minger, definite cause for - 'Rejected Dog Derulo'

A few other examples;
Good cook? = a Culinery Genius Dog Derulo

'I heard a bunch of geltaidd live in the Sex Pit now, FUME DOG DERULO!!'

'Sex Panthers social on thursday? I'm gonna be STEAM DOG DERULO!'

by SexPantherGaffer December 6, 2011