douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.

Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.

by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018

douche

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...

I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.

by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009

douche

its french for shower

its also a dickhead

Je me Douche
WTF!
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche

by applepinerd November 16, 2011

JJ Douche

a guy who is a bum

yo did u see jj douche he’s a such a bum

by yungbaddie March 12, 2021

Douche canoe

A guy named Keagan

Keagan is a giant douche canoe

by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019

Douche

A person that is being useless and unnecessary; comparable to vaginal douching.

"He is such a douche."
"Don't be a douche."

by mejmarie July 1, 2022

douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.

Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!

by Rello84 January 16, 2017