whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

by commissio November 12, 2015

one eyed McDoogan

simply a penis.

john: hey man check out veronica she is smoking hot!

jeff: yea i know i wanna show her my one eyed McDoogan.

by swedgin September 10, 2009

one night clinger

When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again

WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger

by Rico no suave July 12, 2015

das a good one

thats a great one

damnn pachh das a good one!

by apnq December 7, 2010

Player One Syndrome

The feeling you get when you can no longer distinguish a tangible understanding of reality, you feel that you are at the centre and nothing else is real, like you are player 1 in life and that everything else only exists when you are there and that other people are only NPC's (Non-Player Characters).

I think I'm suffering from Player One Syndrome I cant tell what is real, like I'm Player 1 in my own video game.

by Keneth Palin July 9, 2014

double one's milt

to cum inside a pussy twice, without withdrawing between orgams

My girl rides a cock so good she candouble one's milt.

by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009

route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

by BogMorris July 11, 2019