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Donald J. Trump 

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
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Donald J. Trump 

Donald J. Trump is fricking evil dude

No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.! 

The chant that triggered Social Justice Warriors yell when they don't get their way. Often accompanied with riots and arson. This phrase is most commonly heard at "peaceful" protests.
"No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.!"
-Anarchist

Donald Trump Dump 

A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.
Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!
Donald Trump Dump by Sir Spankelot December 14, 2010

Donald J. Trump 

A bad-tempered person, always spitting while talking, kills anyone who gets close to him except for his wife and kids. Hot in the head.

Donald J. Trump 

that guy who got a small loan of a million dollars
Guy: DID YOU HEAR DONALD J. TRUMP GOT A "Small" loan of A MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: no