Skip to main content

90's rock

I just listened to the latest 90's rock. It so beats the lame modern music.
The coolest of hipsters listen to 90's rock and none else.
"Hey, Jim, what's up?" I ask. "Oh just listening to 90's rock with my girlfriend. She loves this shit."
by Kittrapper January 26, 2014
mugGet the 90's rock mug.

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.
I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!
by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008
mugGet the Mike Jones On The Rocks mug.

twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.
"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."
by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008
mugGet the twelve rocks in a box mug.

rock in my shoe

The opposite of a feather in my cap. Something that is less than ideal; annoying; a hinderance
"Being the head of this project has proved to be a rock in my shoe."
"I always feel like a rock in my shoe at a party"
"This rock in my shoe has really been a rock in my shoe"
by absurdjunk March 2, 2021
mugGet the rock in my shoe mug.

School house rocking

When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.
I was School House Rocking this chick last night.
by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017
mugGet the School house rocking mug.

Comedy Rock Revival

The musical movement beginning in mid-2006 in which many comical musicians started gaining popularity. The re-emergence of "Weird Al" Yankovic showed the first signs and other artist such as Bo Burnham and The Lonely Island also pioneered this movment.

Note: This genre is a continuation of the original comedy rock rock movement, also started by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Note: Comedy rock is NOT referring to rock music that is humorous. The "rock" part does not necessarily mean that the music is rock.
The Comedy Rock Revival was one of the best movements in music history!
by Kirwan April 3, 2009
mugGet the Comedy Rock Revival mug.

Rock-Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.
Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.
by Phlavor January 12, 2023
mugGet the Rock-Bottom Collectable mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email