five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.

"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Rule 3

Rule 3 is when someone breaks rule two, you are allowed to attack them

Guy 1: Breaks rule 2
Guy 2: "hey he just mentioned the /b/"
*invokes rule 3 and guy 2 and 3 beat guy 1*

by Touch of the tism September 11, 2023

The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)

Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?

by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022

Rules, ruLes, ruleS

Rules, ruLes, ruleS

Rules, ruLes, ruleS

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.

Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?

by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023

rule 909

Some one who knows too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule** but more "things"

by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024