Penis Bitilitis 

An affliction in which the one giving a hummer has teeth that are somehow too big.

Ouch! Hey baby, enough with the Penis Bitilitis!

Penis Bitilitis by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002

Penis Hug

Where two girls put their crotches together and make the thumbs up sign. Usually done while bored and or intoxicated. No its not a crotch hug, it is a penis hug.

Girl: Hey buddy!
Friend: Hey best friend!
*penis hug*
Girl: See you around!

Penis Hug by JakePwnsMwhaha April 25, 2011

penis bitalitus

general purpose exclamation

Penis bitalitus!! That was some good ham.

penis bitalitus by I. Freemely July 22, 2002

penis smoke 

Crack pipe smoking. Smoke from a "glass dick"

"dude i went to Tyrone's, and there was so much penis smoke in the room."

penis smoke by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

penis colada 

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

penis colada by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

Penis Bitilitis 

(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.

Dude! It's not my fault you have Penis Bitilitis!

Penis Bitilitis by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson July 23, 2002

penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

"your such a penis linguines"

penis linguines by Jared Narine March 28, 2003