Fuck Boy

Someone, typically an ex boyfriend, who does not live up to the moral standards of civil human beings. Even if they're an adult they aren't considered a man because of the foolish things they do, hence the name fuck BOY. They pretend they want to be your boyfriend and then make you wait months to see them, just so they can fuck you over in the end. And when you address what they did wrong, they become a coward and avoid the topic by attempting to distract you with flirty texts and snapchats. In the meantime, they're probably trying to get back with their ex girlfriend and she's probably a psycho. When in doubt, stalk their twitters because it'll tell you a hell of a lot more than fuck boy's lame text messages. Because he only texts when it's in his best interest or when he's "done" with his ex again. BEWARE THE FUCK BOY. They may seem faithful but in reality, they just want to fuck around.

Every time I talk about my ex boyfriend who is the biggest fuck boy I know, I have to put a quarter in the jar.

by fuckboymademedoit December 15, 2015

Safety Boy

A man of extreme safety. Wears parachutes and protective gear at all time in case of an emergency. Is easily aggravated by people disobeying the Laws of Safety, such as, running on side walks and jaywalking. Other offences that can occur are people with bags and purses, as there may be drugs located within the bag or purse. A Safety Boy will most likely attack that person in order to find out if there are drugs in the bag. Safety Boys have high respects for police officers unless they are shooting at Safety Boy. Notable quotes are; "Get Down On The Ground!" "Stop!... Slow..." "YOU ARE ALL UNSAFE!" " I'm Richard Nixon!" "Why I Oughta!" and "Get Outa There, Lemons!"

Safety Boys are most commonly just people who play GTA (Grand Theft Auto). The most notable and famous Safety Boy is named Lemon, hence the quote. They all have a high respect for Lemon and look up to their Safety Master.

Steve: Hey Tom, I was a total Safety Boy last night! Totally killed that Granny! She might have had drugs in her bag, so i threw a grenade at her!

Tom: That was a good call, but were you wearing a parachute?

Steve: You bet! And a helmet!

by Safety Lemon January 8, 2012

Lean Boy

A lean boy is someone who drinks a lot of lean. By drinking a lot of lean, that person is a very relaxed and calm type of person. He enjoys chill music while sitting with their eyes crossed. Most people want to be a lean boy, but don't have any to drink.

Dude: Dude why are you always lean, what are you?
Lean Boy: I'm a Lean Boy dude, I am very lean
*Takes a sip of dirty sprite*

by lean boy January 24, 2017

Boy Dinner

When boys make dinner. Chicken breast and broccoli or chicken and rice.

“So What did he make you for dinner last night?”
“Chicken breast and broccoli”
“Oh.....Boy dinner!”

by Duke Miranda: Private Eye January 6, 2022

Fug Boy

A boy that thinks he's a fuck boy but he does not meet the handsome requirement.
An ugly Fuck Boy.

He got the hair & the vape, but he ugly. He a fug boy

by Motha Nature February 17, 2017

Sodomy Boy

Sodomy Boy is the name I have given to the sarcastic, douche bag character in all of my definitions.

Hey, you know that hilarious character in all of Sodomy Boy's definitions?

Yea....?

He's fucking awesome!

I wonder who he is.....dumb ass.....

by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010

Boy Bestfriend

He’s the one friend you never expected to get so close with but somehow you guys are now closer than ever. You talk everyday and make sure they are ok. If you ever need someone to talk to , your boy bestfriend is always there to help. He can give you good advice and always be a shoulder to cry on. You can give him advice on girls and you two can always help each other out with many different things. You claim you don’t have feelings, but you still get jealous when he talks about other girls. You realize that in the end you’re gonna totally fall for him whether you like it or not. Boy bestfriends are a great gift. They are always your #1 fan and your favorite person. When something exciting happens, he’s the first one you want to tell. You love him with all your heart and would do anything for him. Hanging out with him makes you so happy. You often think about them before falling asleep. You wish you could get long hugs but don’t know how to! Over all he is your favorite human and you’d do anything for him.Many people will assume that you guys like eachother just Becuase you hang out and are so comfortable around eachother

Jill: didn’t I hear you say you love Brody? I didn’t know you felt for him that way!

Sarah: I don’t have a crush on Brody he’s my boy bestfriend!

by mystery-girl! November 22, 2020