Porno-monkey

One who is crazy about porn, and that's all they talk about.

DudeA:"Yo, did you see that pervert down town?"
DudeB:"You mean that porno-monkey?"
DudeA:"Ya. Holy shiz is he messedup!"

by Zak_the_N1NJ@ May 11, 2008

Snow Monkey

A mixed person who is mostly black with skin like a white person.

Damn, Kamryn is such a snow monkey!

by MyNameIsTanaya123 March 26, 2019

monkey grinder

when the girl giving you a blowjob has braces and grinds your cock with them.

that girl i hooked up with was a monkey grinder.

by black-free May 26, 2012

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

Spider monkey

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010

pump a monkey

To have sex with a black person. The mark of a true skank.

"How the fuck could you pump a monkey? I guess you'll have sex with anything."

by Anonymous321321 December 19, 2006