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reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
mugGet the reduced-fat milkmug.

Milk

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Milking Cheezitz
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milking

when something did well and you just keep on doing it until it is as useless as an ass flavored lollipop.
you're just milking that shit.
by Mr floppnock November 9, 2018
mugGet the milkingmug.

Milk Drinker

Childish drink that dumbasses drink for “strong bones.”
Yeah she drinks milk! Gross! I hate milk drinkers.”
by sillysanking October 20, 2020
mugGet the Milk Drinkermug.

milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.
Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)
by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017
mugGet the milking the back uddermug.

LED milk

-Are you drinking the milk you bought last month? >_>
-Chillax, it`s LED milk.
-LED?
-Long Expiration Date milk, dummy.
by Midnighthunter May 30, 2015
mugGet the LED milkmug.

ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said
amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar
by yeeturmum July 13, 2019
mugGet the ya mum in a milk barmug.

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