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Michael

Michael is ugly and fat
by Jduxu bsbdufbch November 22, 2021
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michael jackson

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021
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Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.
Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up
by Chromaland August 20, 2021
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michael stephens

a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet
by youlikechicken? October 10, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a perfect boyfriend, he does everything for his girlfriend. He has high responsibility. He works for who he loves and will everything do that she is happy and she can have a good future with him.
Girlfriend:Baby why do you work and can't visit me, i miss you so much and i will see you
Michael: I want to give you a better future because i am your man and i have to give you all you want.
by a. h. January 29, 2019
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A michael move

When you intentionally leave to go get lunch and not offer other co-workers to order as well.
How could you go get Chinese without offering to everyone. That is such a Michael move.
by whatfitsyou October 27, 2017
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