Douche brother in arms

One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole

What a douche brother in arms

by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 15, 2011

Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.

Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"

by freebiglurch November 7, 2012

Douche Canoe

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.

OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.

by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025

douche

Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.

That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.

by testacular June 21, 2016

douche

is a person who is an buthole.

you are a douche.

by hype beats October 29, 2018

Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van May 13, 2018