douche

Daniel

Daniel is a douche

by BigDog69420 September 6, 2018

Douche-fag

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.

Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".

by El Jalapeño August 22, 2011

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

by Mhester75 November 14, 2015

Douche Canoe

Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.

T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"

Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"

by AlSnow June 12, 2023

Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish

You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?

by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025

douche

pronounced doo-sh

meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!

a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.

also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)

she is such a douche!

what a douche lol

by crazyladee June 30, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.

Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.

by Big Dryp December 12, 2023