Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

down bass death

when you die on the corner of a spike on a level in geometry dash

I just died to a down bass death at 46% on Bloodlust.

by lucasestoes March 26, 2025

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

Death

salvation and freedom

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death

by FUNKYDONKEY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 26, 2019

Death

The Punchline to a really crappy Joke.

Jeff: Hey, Your squirrel has experienced death.

Tommy: My Squirrel?

Jeff: Yes

by The Scaled King October 21, 2018

death around the corner

you feel your death is close by/near arrival.

I feel death around the corner be on your p’s and q’s.

by luhtroy4pf May 27, 2024

The death star

When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat

"Man I hella had the death start last night"

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018