Chocolate cupcake

Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.

I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake

by Didersinclair May 21, 2018

Chocolate Syringe

When an uncircumcised man sticks his penis inside a girls ass and pulls out just a little bit so the foreskin is still inside then she shits and he shoves it back inside

Man she loved my chocolate syringe

by Vhcikleot May 22, 2018

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Chocolate Frostbite

The affliction one receives from performing anal sex on a corpse in the morgue.

Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.

by DuffersDer July 3, 2019

Chocolate WaveRunner

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.

Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.

by DuffersDer July 3, 2019

chocolate suitcase

(chocolate suitcase) butthole

We got pulled over and I had to stash the coke in my chocolate suitcase.

by whiskeychaserwv July 18, 2019

Chocolate tunnel snake

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

by Handy mat July 19, 2019