Cock-coffin

Someone who is so rude/disgusting/pigheaded that no one sane could possibly want to have sex with them. Therefore if anyone were to date them they would be "laying their sex life to rest"

Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.

Or

Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin

by Misunderstoodsnowflakes December 8, 2019

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

Cock Sounding

To stick a metal rod inside of someone's urethra.

Hi, I was wondering if you wanted to try cock sounding next time we have sex!!

by seggsyrabies September 26, 2022

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

snotty cock

A snotty cock is when the male blows his load into the females mouth and then the load comes out her nose and onto the males cock

Denise gave me a snotty cock last night

by Snottycocklover69 March 28, 2023

Guff Cock

When you are spooning your girlfriend and they fart in your groin area

"Last night I was spooning Wendy, woke up in the morning and had guff cock"

by mouldy scab November 7, 2016