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blue balls

when u get a male horny and don't allow him to bust you just make him so horny by rubbing his balls or dick then leaving him without ejaculating
My boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.
by bitchychicky January 6, 2008
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smetty balls

After a long, gruelling day at work, Mark realized he had a case of smetty balls.

"Hey hunny, smell my fingers!"
"Hell no, you just scratched your balls!"
"Oh come on, just smell them!"
*sniff*
"OMFG dude you have some rauchy, smetty balls! Go take a shower you nasty freak!"
by Illusive Zee May 10, 2006
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cum balls

When one rolls up their cum after masterbation and small balls are formed.
Monty, stop making damn cum balls and telling me about it!
by boytoy3oh3 December 21, 2008
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Shit balls

gosh, look at all that shit on my shit balls!
by de-spec October 12, 2010
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amaze-balls

Better than both amazing and balls. Something of epic proportions.
Craig is not a bigot, he is the most amaze-balls person ever!
by CdubOld December 2, 2010
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blue balls

when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.
Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!
by wet_pussy_710509 July 30, 2006
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cock and balls

A common name for a public house in England
"Ezekiel is going for a pint down at the Cock and Balls"
by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002
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