Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.

Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.

by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023

Bavarian Buffet

Looking for a sexual partner in the crowd after a sportive event.

Hey man, the match is almost over. Should we head out for a Bavarian Buffet?

by Struwwelkoeter October 7, 2023

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Snuffy Buffy

The act of which an individual places their nose and mouth between another individuals buttcheeks and blows outward to make a ripple effect in the booty.

"I woke up this morning and it feels like I've been Snuffy Buffed."

"Oh. Em. Gee. I heard that dude over their likes to snuffy buff."

"I've always been a snuffy buffy."

by Trend Setters000 December 17, 2023

Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.

You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!

by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023

sleep buff

When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.

"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."

by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023

behavior buffer

A strategy teachers done by teachers to correct bad behavior from students. This is done by placing badly behaved students around good or quiet students in hopes that the bad student will learn from the good student how to be good.

“I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”

“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”

by That’s crazyyyyy January 3, 2024