Tornado Top

A variant of the act of fellatio in which the person giving top creates such a strong suction that a tornado forms inside the mouth and gives the Gluck Gluck treatment.

Yo bro, last night gave me that tornado top so good that my pubes got pulled off.

by Popeyes47495736 January 30, 2021

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12 up top

The amount of lights that the police have, hence giving the cops the nickname 12 up tops.

Here come the 12 up tops.

by Police ain't shit February 12, 2021

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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

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《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

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Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

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Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

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