Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch

them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker

by a1782 February 24, 2024

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j wat

When some says something totally irrelevant in a conversation

Dude i don't want to hang out with him he is a total j wat

by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009

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J

If someones name starts with j they are.most likely a lightskin and wears nothing but jordan and nike and plays either football or basketball and has curly hair and has the most girls

J is the biggest lightskin of them all

by True facts teller March 2, 2022

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j cashin

the highest form of swagness, the verb form of swag.

Matt: “Hey bro what are you doing?”
Brad: “Nothing much, just j cashin”

by swagmaddie January 24, 2021

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j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

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Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

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