sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.

She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.

by A. Square May 19, 2014

Pink Screen of Death

Its like a blue screen of death in your head coupled with blushing, but brought about by sexiness. basically when you see something so sexy your brain stops for a minute and you blush really hard.

"hey check out the pic of this french maid... dude?" "oh sorry i just went a little pink screen of death for a second there

by blank.... April 26, 2014

White Death

Granulated or powdered sugar. Number one reason for obesity and diabetes in most countries.

There is enough white death on that donut to kill a horse.

by K916468 December 6, 2018

The Death Seal

Li thank god the death seal

unliminal message

The death seal is like a way out

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Octopus death

Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.

The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

death note

a notebook capable of killing anyone if the writer has the name and face of said person. mainly used by light yagami in the anime ‘death note’

Light Yagami used the death note to kill criminals

by milk100 November 28, 2021

Neonatal death

The death of an infant

There are over 200 neonatal deaths in Ethiopia

by NiggerTheFigger December 20, 2019