Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

c 🤤

c 🤤is pronounced: "shee 🤤" like you're eating a bunch of candies.

"c 🤤"
just that

by CALMDOWNVOVA128 August 15, 2025

C

Name

I hate C! Everybody hates C

by Highschoolgraduate4.0 August 15, 2025

C holla

Man who is on the top bunk but still jacks off and cums viciously

Yo I’m gonna c holla in ur bunk

by Jactispy August 18, 2025

C+

The best progaming langug for computer nerds. cplus-official.org

Jön: Why the fuck is this written in C+ ?
Alfred: Because Python and Java were too slow

by Eairkair August 21, 2025

C team baseball

A group of C team baseball players at Fort Collins High School who fingered, oiled, jerked, and sucked each other off on a bus.

Did you hear about C team baseball? Yeah what they did was crazy.

by Melvin F August 26, 2025

c

Code for: “Let’s roll up a blunt and spark that loud.”
Used when you don’t wanna say “let’s smoke weed” out loud, so you disguise it like you’re about to do some landscaping. Spoiler: the only lawn getting trimmed is your brain cells.

EXAMPLE: yO JIMMY! Wanna cut some grass with me? (Meaning lets grind some sweet sweet marijuana and smoke till we starts eeing stars)

by Albino_orphan August 28, 2025