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Suck my dick

A way of sayingfuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick
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Suck my ass

To have sex with a homo
by Fggfddsserrgbbnhh6556 November 11, 2019
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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.
:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!
by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022
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