J-Spray

The sexual act of pulling out of your partner just before ejaculation and cumming in the pattern of the Holy Sign of the Cross on their body.

"Be careful dating a catholic, they might J-Spray you if you aren't careful."

by HisHolyHighness August 20, 2015

J-Date

An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.

Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?

by devilscupcakes March 26, 2018

J-Stew

Jstew is usually a complete pussy ass bitch who usually wears a man bun and thinks he gets a lot of girls but really he's doesn't.

Look at that kid
What a little bitch
He must be a J-stew

by coolkatz944i383837474 February 13, 2016

j lex

An Albanian person who goes to the gym everyday 💪💪💪

J lex is a noun

by Ripped Biceps 123 August 31, 2022

J luvs E

J showing E attention and loving him

idfk just do it pleasseeeeee🙃 just show that J luvs E

by Kiss sis’s kms March 22, 2021

J. Foxing

v. - The act of having the shakes.

Peter: Oh man, I am so thirsty. Look at my hand shaking.
Mike: Try to stop J. Foxing you are spilling the drink everywhere.

by Obi Wan Ko T March 02, 2011

j pass

J pass is when you have earned immunity for saying something offensive. J pass grants the privilege to say certain words without repricussion. Something earned over many years of loyalty is a j pass.

I bet Eminem had his fuckin j pass before 50

by Pottie47 May 28, 2024