by Vegaspoet November 10, 2021

C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”
Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
by Signman25 August 9, 2021

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by lb🤦♂️ November 22, 2021

william the conquerer
willy c:
“william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”
“william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”
by KloDaniels March 5, 2021

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