Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.

I need a drink from the water fountain.

by ?Somone? November 15, 2022

Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

by Lanceroni June 5, 2018

water like glass

a phrase used when something is so smooth and clean that it looks like glass or water. or even better. water like glass. a particular type of cleanliness and effortlessness.

ruby: doesn’t that water look so clean

emanuel: yeah, water like glass!

by rubanuelstan93 November 20, 2024

The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.

Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 7, 2020

Dink water

A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.

Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.

by Redheadedstepchild12 February 11, 2022

Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.

Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!

by Ichirukio September 20, 2010

Vienna Sausage Water

Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.

“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”

by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021