A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Get the Two plate disastermug. When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
by boulderer February 13, 2024
Get the two plate energymug. 
When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
by pompenguin December 6, 2016
Get the war on two frontsmug. A term used to refer to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in reference to his preferential treatment of racial minorities and immigrants.
A Rwandan murdered three little girls in Southport and, instead of him, Two-tier Keir is arresting Brits who don't think importing the third world is good for their country.
by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024
Get the Two-tier Keirmug. When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.
by Youeh UCB July 30, 2009
Get the deep day twomug. .
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
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