Dead

When you’re sooooo tired your body can’t function.

“I am so dead today, get me back to bed”

by Wassssssupp100 September 25, 2017

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024

Dead beat

A person who can’t get over the break up or divorce and rips the kids from the other person. A person who uses the children as a pawn and manipulates the family court system into abusing the victim even more because the victim chose to leave the abuse. A father who enforces child support knowing that mom doesn’t have an income because they were a full-time parent. Any parent who uses the children to hurt the other parent is a deadbeat.

The dead beat father who provides for the family but abuses the mother has taken mom to court over the children because she chose to leave a toxic environment. Now he’s taking her to court for child support knowing she’s the main caretaker & was 100% reliant on his income.

by Alienatedmom222 January 11, 2024

Dead ball

Bad move, dead end or wrong choice.

I tried to clutch a 3v1 but it was a dead ball, they got me.

by UweeeBySlim September 8, 2025

The Dead Robbin

When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.

When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.

by Rocket Richard July 22, 2024

I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

“i’m dead!”

by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023