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Michael Taylor

Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”
Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”

Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
by MoniNac July 9, 2024
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Michael Madorbious

A word used to describe someone who likes Sans from the game UNDERTALE and often experiences "sans moments".
" You are such a Michael Madorbious !"
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Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
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Michael Jackson

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The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
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Michael leed

When you excel at a task at the highest possible level.
Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.

Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.

Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock
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Justin Michael Rispoli

Founder of gogleaksmoke
Gunz of God
Tera roga
Justin Michael rispoli
Justice snow grim reaper just nice just righteous

Michael God of mafia left hand man arch angel Michael

Rispoli everything in the universe and more to infinite and beyond like the eye of ra or the illuminati eye all swing eye R Michael left fire and earth Justin water and air

You hit the Jay yes grims so naughty

Pray to Michael Saint Michael

You in the universe no I'm in the rispoli

It created gunz of God gods right hand man the man who God leans on for all of deaths destruction and fixes it to come back to life the deepest man in the world if the pyramids flipped over gunz of God would hold it onto of him till it was the right time to turn it back

Leak smoke all of the emotions feelings we have ever felt in any life time that was ever hidden or taken away from us broken apart and put back in the right feels and together they balance out everything and with rispoli we had his wife who gives us new meaning new days to come new ideas no faces no light beyond the light we already see and place of never ending life Tera roga secret agent with a Basket full of love

Love this world my friends in the beyond and afters

I appreciate you listening to our story and keeping it for the next generation

I will never forget the memories

I will never forget the love

I will never forget how amazing it was all worth to come back to and walk from square 1 again to the end with you
by Justin rispoli February 27, 2023
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