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Multiple male sex organs.
Bob: How many penis's are there?
ben: 500
Penis's by ThePenisDoctor December 14, 2012

Penis Inspection Day 

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

penis poop 

When a man sticks his penis in fresh poop
penis poop by Firewave August 29, 2004

Penis Vampire 

A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.
Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma

Male 2: Why what happened?

Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.

Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
Penis Vampire by Rustee John January 9, 2009

penis leech

a cock sucker who has extreme sucking power
Every since she became addicted to crack; she has been a real penis leech.
penis leech by pdblbb July 10, 2010

Penis Factory 

A person who is such a fuck that he or she is reduced to a large scale production of retardedness and thus causes all others around to scower in terror with multiple Organs (usualy penises) in their mouths.
Colton Organ you're such a penis factory!
Penis Factory by sepnchris August 15, 2007