An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.
That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.
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Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.
The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".
Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.
"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."
"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."
"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."
"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.
The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".
Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.
"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."
"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."
"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."
"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
"Making comments like that about young girls is seriously pie — not okay at all."
"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."
"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."
"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."
"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."
"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."
"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."
"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."
"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."
"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."
"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."
"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."
"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."
"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."
"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."
"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."
"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."
"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."
"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."
"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."
"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."
"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."
"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."
"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."
"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."
"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."
"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."
"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."
"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."
"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
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"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
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