cyclops meat clown

another name for your dick

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Midnight Meat Train

(v.) To propose to your girl and then, promptly, throw her over a bar counter and fuck her from behind to celebrate your happy moment.

"Dude! Jack pulled a midnight meat train last night!"

"Really? How romantic!"

by Rock Meatpunch April 6, 2009

sour meat curtain

Flaps of crusty, pungent skin that dangle from a foul baby hole.

Thomas: Did you have sex with that beast that you brought home last night?
Tim: Yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my penis like a warm flap-jack on sunday!

by Thomas hagins, Chris Crisler, Chip Cross April 12, 2008

Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018

The Midnight Meat Train

Horror movie by Ryuhei Kitamura where a New York photographer hunts down a serial killer. Based on Clive Barker's short story "Midnight Meat Train".

The Midnight Meat Train, movie to be released May 16, 2008.

by Mogorrin January 28, 2008

meat beat manifesto

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017