jack hammer

The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!

Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.

by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011

jumping jacks

the act of spreading jelly on the inner crest of your leg while smearing crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.

very delicious way to make an excellent pb&j crunchy delight

"I'm full from all those jumping jacks Fred"

by pewpew bam January 17, 2009

jack-frost

ejaculating up a female's nose, then smacking said nose.

~Dude, what happened last night?
~I jack-frosted her man
~Yeah, awesome

by famguy619 March 3, 2011

jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005

Jack Sparrowed

When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).

St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...

by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011

rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

by mista biggins September 22, 2008

Elbow Jack

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: J.D Sanghera.

by Pimp Ass BOSS J.D June 17, 2009