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hot jockey

The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.
Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore
by Insan3Chi1d September 19, 2016
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railroad hot

I woman that is a 1 in real life but when surrounded by Railroad employees suddenly becomes 6 points hotter on a scale to 10
Totally made out with Beth lastnight...
Dude wtf is wrong with you she's railroad hot!!!
by B.Bad September 12, 2016
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hot percy

The act of looking up your own name when playing West of Loathing after searching for what a "Hot Doug" is....
So there is no such thing as a hot Percy, but looking up Hot Doug made me laugh...then throw up.
by acidsmile January 27, 2018
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hot laqueefa

While sitting on your partner’s face, you queef and shit.
I always get a warm and fuzzy feeling when she climbs on my face for a quick hot laqueefa.
by Adda dicktome February 3, 2018
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hot beanie

Inserting your penis into a bag of warm beans and masturbating
There's nothing like the feeling of a hot beanie.
by Bigbfg February 8, 2018
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Hot Totten

A Hot Totten is a rural, male gender equivalent of a "hot mess" (though hot mess began gender neutral; in Sydney and New Zealand it has adopted a female association). The etymology of "totten" is still unknown but is likely a surname substituted due to its rhyming nature.

In definition a Hot Mess is remaining attractive despite being disorganized or disheveled. Often a Hot Totten is used to describe a person that is successful without have any real or documented skill.
"Jim just bought a new camaro," remarked Steve.
"He's a hot totten ain't he? His Da is the one who got him that job," Bill replied.
by Apokoala February 8, 2018
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hot hamilton

Ditching your friends for a ten dollar date and falling in love within ten minutes
Damn did you see he pulled a hot Hamilton on his friends?

Ever since he got that hot Hamilton he don't even talk in the group chat
by Loubomb January 16, 2017
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