National Eat Day

February 26th, where the main thing to do is eat

Its National Eat Day! You better eat a lot of food today

by Beau Mantor August 16, 2021

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Eat

How to cure your depression.

Derek: Yo I'm sad af, I'm gonna go eat
DJ: OK nice man

by Shamrock_Pebbles June 5, 2020

Eating a seth

Your gay if you eat seth

Bro I be eating a Seth and now I like dicks in my ass

by Dick child the first February 14, 2023

National Eating Pussy Day

on february 11th, every man has to eat your pussy

hey baby it’s National Eating Pussy day, let’s go in the bedroom

by penisslayer February 11, 2022

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Eat hand

Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.

Eat hand get so much pussy in his car

by Jsnsbsns December 18, 2020